Rap Battle #2 Mario vs. Sonic

Welcome to Sierrastalker's Deviantart Rap Battles!

We have a competition, for the true king of old school and new school video games.

In the red corner, the Mushroom Kingdom's greatest hero, Mario!

In the blue corner, the Green Hill Zone Celebrity, Sonic!

Ready?

BEGIN!

Sonic

Hahaha, Mario. I guess you'll never learn.
To face the fastest thing alive, is something you can't possibly turn!
You fight a giant turtle, you're having Godzilla flashbacks,
Guess you need insurance, bitch, I suggest calling Afflac.
Hell, even Luigi is better!
The most fangirls go to him, make him the newspaper header!

Mario

Jesus Christ, just give him the Nobel Prize,
but you cannot beat me Sonic, face it, open your eyes.
Went through space TWICE, and THEN I made it back.
Played every sport imaginable, could you compare to that?
Dude! You don't wanna get a lady!
Of course you don't! Not the only person gay to me.

Sonic

Wow, I guess you really don't get it.
That you aren't scary, nope, I guess with you, I'd never sweat it.
Paper Mario, seems like a huge mistake,
that's where you found Goombella,the FUCKING KNOW IT ALL DISGRACE.
Dude, with you, I look like a god!
Bowser beats your ass, and with that, I'm out and GONE!

Mario

Oh my god, could you make less sense?
Stop gibbering for once, and let the best man take a stand!
What Sonic game is there that you WOULDN'T redo?
I've made much better games, it's clear of that with you.
I put on my starman, I feel like I can fly.
No chance whatsoever, hurry up and die.

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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